All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.
-- Michael Carr

Be yourself. Who else is better qualified.
-- Frank J. Giblin II

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
-- Winnie the Pooh

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill

I can last two months on a good compliment.
-- Mark Twain

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
-- Winnie the Pooh

If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance.
-- United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
-- Erica Jong

It doesn't matter if you try and try and try again, and fail. It does matter if you try and fail, and fail to try again.
-- Charles Kettering

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
-- Winnie the Pooh

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-- Laurie Kuslansky

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
-- Shel Silverstein

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
-- George Burns

No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
-- William Blake

Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!
-- Drew Barrymore

Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.
-- Herbert Gardner

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
-- A. A. Milne

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
-- Abigail Van Buren

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
-- H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
-- Ambrose Bierce

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
-- Linus Pauling

The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.
-- Author Unknown

The measure of success is not whether you have tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year.
-- John Foster Dulles

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
-- Beverly Sills

There are two educations. One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live.
-- John Adams

There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
-- Author Unknown

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
-- Andy Warhol

Those who can't hear the music think the dancer is mad.
-- Anonymous

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.
-- A. A. Milne

When your heart speaks, take good notes.
-- Judith Cambell

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
-- Eric Golnik

You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however.
-- Richard Bach

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
-- David Barry

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
-- Ethel Barrymore

You have within you, right now, everything you need to deal with whatever the world can throw at you.
-- Brian Tracy

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.
-- Author Unknown