Funny and Inspiring Wife Quotes



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Are you seeking for some wife quotes? This little collection will make you smile, make you feel good and take pride in being a wife.

Being a wife can be a challenge and one of the biggest roles that a woman can take on.

It's easier to be loving during the early years of a relationship where everything is fresh and new. It takes commitment and dedication to remain loving in a long marriage, especially one where the busyness of daily life and children can be overwhelming at times.

It's a wonderful thing whenever I'm to come across scrapbook layouts where a loving wife splashes out her loving thoughts towards her husband, their marriage and their commitment to each other even after years of marriage.

Meanwhile, let these quotes about wives bring you a little smile as some of them can be quite amusing. And let the meaningful ones inspire you...




A faithful and loving wife is the jewel of a marriage.
-- Lamar Cole

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband.
-- Author Unknown

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.
-- Charles Reade

A wife is the joy of a man's heart.
-- Talmud

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for; he said one that would make me his wife.
-- Author Unknown

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
-- Martin Luther

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
-- Bill Cosby

My best chosen friend, companion, guide, to walk through life, linked hand-in-hand, two equal, loving friends, true husband and true wife.
-- Sir Charles Gavan Duffy

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
-- Winston Churchill

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.
-- Ian Holloway

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
-- Harold Macmillan

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
-- Kin Hubbard

One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.
-- French Proverb

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
-- Lyndon Johnson

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him...
-- Oscar Wilde

When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
-- Don Epperson

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
-- Francis Bacon

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