by Richard John Scarr
(Brighton, East Sussex, England)
Last week I took a plane to Spain.And halfway through the flight,I walked into the cockpit,and gave the pilots quite a fright.With a banana in my pocket,and pointing like a gunI said, "Take this plane to sunny Spain.Or we go to kingdom come!"The Captain first looked angry,then he gave a puzzled frown.He said, "That's our destination.This plane is Costa bound."I said: "The last time that I took this flight,on my way to Spain to scuba,some other so and so pulled a gun,and I ended up in Cuba!"
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